Don’t take it to Cars and Coffee, and you’ll be OK. :p

This saddens me, but then again, EV’s are still just getting mainstream status. I kinda figured that, if it isn’t happening already, that people are going to maybe do battery/motor swaps, hack software to “overclock” or ditch speed governors, etc.

They’re so drunk they can’t remember 911...so they have to dial 999 instead.

Russian bear take too much charge.

Or YouTube “competent American/British/Russian/Chinese driver” and see how many hits you get. :p

I’d say it’s going to be pretty common within the next 5-10 years...especially things like hot-rodding and hypermiling.

*sigh*

Shit, I really need to brush up on my Sumerian mythology. Wouldn’t hurt with this election coming up.

Don’t be sad, give yourself a star! Apparently we can do that now.

His buddy was probably bangin’ his sister...he’s chill because his daddy bought him an Audi as a first car and probably will buy him another when this is over.

I don’t think the OE wheels were a mistake; I just sandblasted and painted a set of Chevy duallys for $400, so they were probably worth ~$1,000 on the black market.

Cumdumpster? Nah, she’s probably a virgin.

lol

I don’t know where to start, so...

I’ll wait a decade and buy up an old, beat-up 6-gen Caprice when the fuzz auction ‘em off, anyway.

I once decided I was going to become a “hat guy,” so I ordered $500 worth of ballcaps in various colors.

With 30 minute delivery, I’ll still be drunk enough to drive it when it gets here!

For $5 more, you can bundle it with the City Bike; you’re losing money if you don’t!

No, Amazon will sub-contract your local newspaper delivery boy to get it there on a Sunday, and he will slide it off the top off his RHD Subaru wagon, miss the driveway completely, and there you are in your robe, trying to figure out where the key-fob is; it comes tomorrow through USPS.

Totally bringing my Real Doll to the next event. Thanks for the idea!