*sigh*

Shit, I really need to brush up on my Sumerian mythology. Wouldn’t hurt with this election coming up.

Don’t be sad, give yourself a star! Apparently we can do that now.

His buddy was probably bangin’ his sister...he’s chill because his daddy bought him an Audi as a first car and probably will buy him another when this is over.

I don’t think the OE wheels were a mistake; I just sandblasted and painted a set of Chevy duallys for $400, so they were probably worth ~$1,000 on the black market.

Cumdumpster? Nah, she’s probably a virgin.

lol

I don’t know where to start, so...

I’ll wait a decade and buy up an old, beat-up 6-gen Caprice when the fuzz auction ‘em off, anyway.

I once decided I was going to become a “hat guy,” so I ordered $500 worth of ballcaps in various colors.

With 30 minute delivery, I’ll still be drunk enough to drive it when it gets here!

For $5 more, you can bundle it with the City Bike; you’re losing money if you don’t!

No, Amazon will sub-contract your local newspaper delivery boy to get it there on a Sunday, and he will slide it off the top off his RHD Subaru wagon, miss the driveway completely, and there you are in your robe, trying to figure out where the key-fob is; it comes tomorrow through USPS.

Totally bringing my Real Doll to the next event. Thanks for the idea!

No, the lady with the 40 realistic babydolls who had her window smashed by the cop should start buying these. I think the cop would gladly let it die.

Huh...was that one of the Mitsubishi-powered Chryslers?

Agreed, it really depends on what car it’s applied to.

Must be regional...alot of detectives around here stick with the Crown Vics.

No, that’s where she keeps her dredel, yamakuh, and other Jew accessories.

Yeah, I enjoyed the e-mail from the guy that hated the swearing, and self-censored himself with the “fxck.” Did he think Gmail was going to censor it, or did he think that God doesn’t care about the intention of using the word fuck, only the fact that saying “fuck” raises Azaroth, Prince of the Undead, in which case…