Just curious, but how do you launch those? Is it light enough to carry to the water, or do you need to back up and shove it out?

Oh, Mitch, you left us too soon...

I’ve never had problems with junk mail, until I recently moved and had my mail forwarded...and now I get a TONNNNNNN of it. Not only is it the only thing keeping them in business, I’m pretty sure they actually sold my fucking address to people who send me that crap in the first place.

You should do that, and just have the bot search “Google” over and over to troll whoever has to decide whether or not you’re a bot.

Google video search shows porn...mostly from PornTube and xhamster, and the selection isn’t very good, but it definitely brings up the goatse.

I considered joining Bing Rewards once, but a quick search showed that EXACTLY this happens to pretty much every person who signs up; it actually doesn’t matter about your search habits...when it’s time for you to claim a reward, Microshaft automatically assumes you’re a bot. Then they drag their feet for a couple…

I doubt it...one of my customers applied and had to do an interview with Henry Ford II as part of the process.

Sorry, I’m a bit confused...was there or wasn’t there a restroom? The article mentions there not being a restroom twice, but according to Bentz and Lochte, there WAS a restroom; but Bentz also states that there was no restroom.

Only in between drinks...he has to have a few Jello-shots to sober up.

You can’t be serious, with that lack of grammar?

That’s a very broad statement...maybe in this case, but remember that the US contains more prisoners that any other country on Earth.

By flying a plane into the building?

WHAT A FUCKING LOAD OF BULLSHIT.

Doesn’t sleeping for 7 hours burn, like, 1,000 calories or something? I also heard sex for 1 hour burns 2,000 calories. I work in a garage, on my feet, and I think I walk somewhere between 10-14 miles a day; that’s without heavy lifting, rolling cars, etc...

If the average person takes 2,000 steps per mile, and walks about 3 miles per hour, then they’d have to take 24,000 steps before all of the cheeseburger calories burned off. Gross.

Agreed.

At least in the Middle East and Africa you get handed a fully automatic assault weapon when you’re 8 or 9, so you can get older and retaliate against your master.

Aren’t all of these communications supposed to stay in an archive somewhere? Like, if I receive an e-mail in Gmail from Osama bin Laden that I should slap Dick Cheney with a trout, isn’t Google required to keep a copy of that e-mail somewhere for so many months/years, even if deleted?

Twits are all terrorists.

Yay! 100 stars for you.