Emma, if you’ll excuse us, we would like a man to explain how baseball works, thanks

Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

Still the best baseball Dog

“They’re finally letting me back on tv!”

I have no love for Comey but trump firing the head of the FBI while being investigated by the FBI is very troubling. I believe the last president who did this was Nixon so...

He died doing what he loved.

We can’t say he’s over the hill at 85.

I’ll face shame him. He looks like a goddamn serial killer.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Not really. The federal government could decide it does for laws through legislation (such as referencing the states law). But policy can get around it much easier as it can. E more off the cuff.

Does the bill itself maybe define what it means by sanctuary city?

I think the GOP made a near-fatal mistake in their way of doing health care (which is, basically, removing it). People are so repulsed that this might be the turning point that will eventually get us to single payer. Don’t forget to vote in 2018. Plus, there’s already so much stuff about Russia/Trump, that he…

It’s the most stressful job—knowing that Trump has the keys to the nukes.

It’s a satire on Trump, not a satire on Mexico.

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.