Mondegreens make everything better.

Are they running on the Lemon Party ticket?

The problem always has been, and always will be: dudes.

After we eat the rich we can all make our own clothing. Cro-Mag chic, no?

I love that the outfit who made it both stylish and comfortable to sit and get fat in their dystopic and diabetes-inducing “cubicle” sees redemption with a Fitbit knockoff. Oppenheimer had a shorter row to hoe.

Someday, if there is a just god, an equally unsettling carnivorous slug will be discovered, and it will be named after David Cronenberg.

She died doing what she loved, and she wasn’t even on the clock- win/win. #lifegoals

you misspelled cognac

*shave ice

This whole thread is dripping with dog-whistle racism- essentially OP is saying “where’s the father”

It’s a doe-eyed Trojan horse, preying on grieving families in the name of getting people who shouldn’t have children to rethink the choice to stop poverty and suffering.

Today...we are all Pittsburghers

If he’s already wearing his cap backwards at 3 years old, this kid is goimg nowhere.

I wonder if the damage to the bar was over the fire insurance deductible.

This comment is hurt my brain.

That headline is like a vocal exercise before the actor hits the boards.

*wealth-adjacent

I know nothing of which you speak—yet I comment forth, not caring one whit! Good day, sir!

Remember when they said video games begat violence? In today’s fucked up world, I’d say the reverse applies. Congrats on the upset—I guess—“Die3minion”

“...it’s an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won,” Trump said.