YESGODAMMIT

What? He missed the upright.

Remember when we had 9 Supreme Court justices? Good times, taken for granted.

I always get: “so what are you up to today?” Fucking open ended questions should be a no go. And when the dumbshit ahead of me actually engages, then the whole thing grinds to a halt- those bags aren’t going to pack themselves and the six people behind you should be allowed to beat your ass in the parking lot. It will…

Whoa there big fellah.

As if looking at Anthony Weiner wasn’t bad enough.

There’s a Trump voter parable in there somewhere.

“211"? “Grand larceny”? Let’s just hope that when a white kid does it they say, “wow check out that sweet manifest destiny move!”

Worse yet, looking at her feed she’s a serial PETA retweeter.

Reminds me: Do paid Russian trolls consider themselves “Alt Right”, or is it an enemy of my enemy thing?

When you watch with the sound turned down you can make up all sorts of shit.

When did Trump ever tell a truth, besides his own?

*Game 5 (the final game)

History hates fun.

Dennis Miller lives! Maybe corner guy was talking shit and had to answer for it.

“Benghazi, the deadest horse ever beaten”

Maybe she takes it off on the job? A thought.

So Baylor does offer full ride scholarships- good to know.

“I like your grey shirt, tiny human.”

Armenia?