Idk, every time Steven Adams wanders into the frame I find my mind drifting towards the subject of hominid evolutionary dead ends- it can be a nice break from the relentless up-and-down-the-court repetition.

He’s been pretty great as Tom Hanks over the last couple days.

I picked the wrong week to quit gambling

le Boooooo

Those all still apply, they're just exclusive to the French.

I wonder if Lewandowski has an indemnity in his CNN contract should any beatings occur.

What else can I say.

Old white guys gather. Nobody cares.

Is there an Esperanto enthusiasts meet up nearby? I’d check there.

I regret never selling it all and living there every time I visit. I was in Queens the last time- Corona Heights seems perfect. I don’t know how you fuckers can stay at a bar until 4 am, though.

Please get Jason’s contact info so we can beat his ass.

Or, he could take his 29 million and walk into the sunset. I bet I could make that last, and never have to show my face again.

Make compromises, sell your soul- tomato, tomahto.

There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Yeah, if you guys could go ahead and knock off the fireworks at midnight that'd be great.

When enforcing the laws on the books isn't enough.

I can’t concentrate, and I might forget so here’s a direct link to flipping this Senate seat in play for McGinty:

“Won’t somebody please think of the zygotes?!”

42% of Americans who still have land lines.