Maybe they just kidnapped him for the money. I understand this happens a lot in Mexico.

Great weather, food, beaches...everything’s cheap- sounds great.

It's good to have goals.

Domestic retail terrorism: if you see something, say something.

Domestic retail terrorism: if you see something, say something.

Deep discounts on middling couture manufactured by foreign teenagers is exactly how we should be honoring our fallen heroes today. Free trade is what we should fight and die for.

Deep discounts on middling couture manufactured by foreign teenagers is exactly how we should be honoring our fallen…

They were certainly natty dressers; such style. The Nazis, that is of course. Sehr modisch.

Nailed it!

Immaculate Rejection

Kaden must’ve studied The Art of War, because when Tyler biffs it, he moves in for the kill shot before either Hunter or Jaxon can help.

He traveled.

That bravery probably cost $9 for 12 oz. Or $21 for a double, tip not included.

Stop- do you have access to the internet anywhere in your domecile

This is why you carry a spare

Domino’s, just like guns and tobacco, when used as prescribed, will kill you.

It’s representative of the world in general: assholes...assholes everywhere...

And to those whose mothers have shuffled off this mortal coil, may our abandonment issues be projected minimally.

Understand that while Taurean can be a little bull headed on the court, his being finished in the Greek league is no fet accompli.

How fucking embarrassing for you

Died on the job, yet doing what he loved...gonna call it a draw.