Maybe they just kidnapped him for the money. I understand this happens a lot in Mexico.

Great weather, food, beaches...everything’s cheap- sounds great.

It's good to have goals.

Domestic retail terrorism: if you see something, say something.

Domestic retail terrorism: if you see something, say something.

Deep discounts on middling couture manufactured by foreign teenagers is exactly how we should be honoring our fallen heroes today. Free trade is what we should fight and die for.

Deep discounts on middling couture manufactured by foreign teenagers is exactly how we should be honoring our fallen…

An amazing man with a dynamic intellect whose work set the mathematical templates of the known universe, his contributions to the extruded fruit cookie industry notwithstanding.

They were certainly natty dressers; such style. The Nazis, that is of course. Sehr modisch.

“Are you experiencing fatigue when others drone on and on about their bullshit? That’s why I recommend MDMA for those forced to listen to people complain about their persistent headaches and joint pain. Yes, ectasy: for when you want to care, but can’t.”

Nailed it!

Immaculate Rejection

Kaden must’ve studied The Art of War, because when Tyler biffs it, he moves in for the kill shot before either Hunter or Jaxon can help.

He traveled.

Sorry, Albanians- looks like you're on the bottom rung just a little longer.

Not a fan of the unnecessarily long giraffe tails that turn into elephant ears. Do better, Matt.

That bravery probably cost $9 for 12 oz. Or $21 for a double, tip not included.

Stop- do you have access to the internet anywhere in your domecile

Or “enhanced”. Or “people who can’t be matched”.

This is why you carry a spare

Domino’s, just like guns and tobacco, when used as prescribed, will kill you.

It’s representative of the world in general: assholes...assholes everywhere...