A grating pedant, who apparently overvalued his worth. Kind of the Ted Cruz of broadcast cooking.

Lol, perfect

If I were you, I would roast those hazelnuts at the same time in the oven on a seperate shelf. We’ve found that this allows for more even cooking, and they need to cool before you chop them. You can tell when they’re done when you hear the nut oils hissing inside them. And frankly, go light on the salt before you add…

It's Philly, can you blame her

So did you thizz with the lady in the white dress at the NOLA party?

Woah daddy issues. She must so jealous of Ivanka.

Daniel 8:25 is my life story.

Maybe it split because it can count. 1...2- 2 ammosexuals. It's not rocket science.

“Google”

If you hate it it's not my fault!

The latter, and much, much more.

It’s a fucking vision quest, and now I wish I had only eaten half the brownie.

Fuck you, LiveLeak.

In that neck of the woods, he could be all three.

Idk, the average age of the witnesses is like 17 months. Maybe they could fingerpaint an image of the perp?

Stage 6 of Kübler-Ross: exploitation. Brace yourselves.

I think I got pregnant watching this. I guess that’ll happen when you follow a site that makes you shit your dick every now and then.

Probably not, but you know they’ll be relieved it’s not a white wife on that show. Remember the social media backlash from that Honey Nut Cheerios commercial? Salty cracker flambé.

...dude...what if we just made smaller brownies...?

Does she smoke pot? No? Then forget it.