How do I reach these keeeds?!

The bible is clear that the humans revert to crappy non-networked computer systems and manually flown ships in order to protect against cylon cyber-attacks. Well, why did they move away from that and create fully networked systems which get infiltrated at the start of the series?

How are they going to explain the new fat Morpheus? No more idealized self image in the Matrix?

How is this possibly Constitutional? Maybe the private recording ban is OK, but if a cop is out on the street beating the crap out of someone its illegal for me to record it? That is bullshit! There is no expectation of privacy in public.

Reminds me of The Onion's spoof of multiple blades.

@tetracycloide: If he was so cool why did he get killed by a crying padawan?

Sorry, there were no cool characters in The Phantom Menace

Wouldn't it have just been easier to have a caretaker keep the place up for the 100 years rather than leave the house alone and let it fall into disrepair and then have to fix everything?

At this point I've switched everyone over to using my Google Voice number, so I'm not going to go through the hassle again of switching everyone to my cell number.

Why would cutting off their human skin kill them? It's not their skin! It didn't look like it was some sort of involved process of linking their neurons with the human skin. After all, they just used the spraypainter to put skin on the baby.

@yarden: Someone should make defragging colored carpet.

@Ding-Dang: Bears on angel dust are even worse!

Saltwater proof? I envision a bunch of drunk rednecks in a boat trying to taser marlin jumping out of the water.

Someone give that monkey the heimlich, I think its choking!

Satan WAS a lesbian but he found an evangelical program that sexually reoriented him. Now he's a straight woman.

Wow, that thing will kill cyclists. First off, the cyclist could just hit a pothole or something and fall off the bike and fall under the tires of the cab - dead. And if cabs are driving around like normal cabs do, swerving all over the place, how is a cyclist going to stay in there? They are going to get knocked to…

Can it come back from the dead if it wasn't truly alive in the first place?

He's fed up with wild hogs on his property, but he's OK with their rotting carcasses laying around attracting other nasty animals?

@bluehinter: I don't think shows develop audiences over time anymore. (I can't think of one off the top of my head). Now show audiences are like movie returns - they have a great first week, then trail off and get pulled from theatres. If a show can't stabilize its audience by mid-season its going to get cancelled.

@iCurmudgeon: Well, if my Trek knowledge remains intact after all these years, all the alien hominid species came from the same DNA dusted around the universe, and so it might actually be possible for them to interbreed.