I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

This is very informative. I would add:

DAMN this motherfucker is even more vanilla than I imagined. Ugh

Fuck you, fuckface.

Ohh man those bears... I feel like there should be some quality In Soviet Russia jokes there.?.

I’d be fine if they just had a dedicated crew in the booth that would look at replays instead of having all the refs talk it over, then jog over to “go under the hood.” Someone upstairs just comes over the earpiece, “yep, he got both feet in.” Resume play.

The elder scrolls has non-archery based combat?

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

If you can’t spot who it is...

It has been said long ago: Trump is what ignorant small town people think a rich person should live/look like.

You know what’s really undignified? Being a whiny little bitch.

There is zero chance Trump is gay.

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

Did you know it’s actually Berenstain? Until I read a recent piece about how the authors’ son took the series Christian I always thought it was Berenstein. So weird.

Regular reminder that Darrell Issa is probably guilty of insurance fraud and should be in jail

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

In that case, we’ve spotted two things to hate about your generation.

I could tolerate the Marion Barry calendar on the wall. I could even stand the giant Bill Cosby mural on the side of the building, Ben’s Chili Bowl, but letting Drew Magary behind the counter is a bridge too far.

Feel better now?

she actually did opposition research on him...like any reasonable candidate would.