Kiss his butt, Ma! Do it!

After you kiss my butt.

Ballpark seat man can fuck RIGHT off. There is nothing worse than getting to your seat in the third inning after hitting traffic and some fat homer is already parked in it spilling beer and peanut shells everywhere. Then they give you a dirty look like you’re inconveniencing him and make a big production out of…

Trump seems to really like his new talking point: Hillary Clinton didn’t solve EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM EVER as Secretary of State so therefore she can’t be president.

Has been said before, but bears repeating:

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Instant Pot. Hands down. Ever since we got this thing our slow cooker has been obsolete.

Instant Pot. Hands down. Ever since we got this thing our slow cooker has been obsolete.

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

Never forget.

Sorry. You don’t characterize a person suffering from PTSD as not being strong.

Even if that is what he meant, he is such a colossal idiot with language skills which appear to be stunted at a 5th grade level that he can’t help but punch himself in the nuts over and over again.

I heard it. I listened to it. Then I listened to it again because I could not believe that someone who wanted to be CinC could be so ignorant of veteran’s issues. Your interpretation can most politely be described as “charitable” but more accurately described as “fucking bullshit.”

I take it you don’t know anything about PTSD.

They drafted women in the 60's???

I’m speaking of Trump obviously.... I don’t hear Clinton making fun of disabled veterans and POWs

Trump isn’t fit to hold their hands for comfort. It takes a special kind of scum for a draft dodger to attack veterans with PTSD.

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.