I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

The woods that Trump will open up to deforestation and fracking?

I too, love the Rohan LOTR theme.

It has been around 11 months since I watched it so I can say she’s not and I think Ellie’s confusing her with Kathy Najimy?

He’s Cartman. All grown up.

Disaster preparedness is one thing a lot of folks are woefully unprepared for.

He’s got property on the south pole and he can tell you, the ice is definitely not melting. It’s really a lovely place. It’s making lots of money. Lots. Sniff. 

I guess it’s a smart move to slip this in on a Friday afternoon, but man, why not just chop your balls off and mail them to the guy?

. . . bring manufacturing back to the United States . . .

Eh, 6 months to a year before they actually get something going to cheat; another 2 years while quiet rumors and whispers from the other teams spread... then either Roger Goodell does his best Baghdad Bob impression that there’s nothing to see here, or Ted Wells produces another report, and he fines them A HUNDRED…

No, I don’t have a dog, yes I have a 1 year old, and yes I clicked here to see if I could use it for her...babies are just hairless puppies anyway...

Naked Gun is the best non-sports sports movie.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

so Republicans think she’s mentally impaired, but also still smart enough to perpetrate the various crimes/schemes/murders they’ve accused her of without them ever catching her red handed? What does that say about their mental acuity?

Short bus jokes....seriously? That’s the best their ‘coup d’twats’ can come up with? Fucking shameful.

In all fairness to Gohmert, he would know.

Hell, I may not always agree with Hillary, but she’s got the best damn resume of any profoundly mentally impaired woman I’ve ever seen.