Yeah what? my lodge skillet is.... abrasive

Holy crap. That cast iron skillet is ridiculously smooth... That’s not natural, is it?

Oven roasting / sauteeing most veggies in a little olive oil, dash (very small dash) of salt, as much fresh pepper as your heart desires, and garlic is a great way to turn vegetables you otherwise might think taste like shit into something edible (and really tasty, actually).

“If you build it, you will probably bankrupt it.”

Because she was Solicitor General when the DOJ filed a friend-of-the-court brief when Fisher was pending in the Fifth Circuit. SCOTUSblog says she would have been directly involved in the decision as well as the content of the brief.

Being on the wrong side of history and clinging to outmoded, archaic ideology in the face of a changing, global, tech-focused, inclusive, mixed-race society is STUPID. This is their last gasp.

Serious question: is the GOP just inherently stupid?

You can imagine extra eyes in the back, but eye holes in a helmet are just inconceivable? Go schmuck yourself.

Here’s an unexpected bonus of belonging to a wholesale club:

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

Especially in a Walmart.

I fucking dare the NRA assholes to say the problem is people in Texas don’t have free enough access to guns. I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

Most likely by tapdancing around the issue entirely. From a narrative standpoint, you establish that the ship was launched before the conflict of ME3 was decided, probably as some sort of insurance policy in case the organics lost. Then you establish that because of the vast distances involved, communication is…

Air Seinfelds

The White Walkers

My bad, Giancarlo fans. I drafted him and have somehow become the grim reaper of mlb players. Fear not, next year I am using my newfound powers for good and only drafting Boston players (I actually don’t give a shit about the Cardinals).

“Malcolm Gladwell is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

“It seems that Gladwell didn’t really understand what he was talking about.”

Reason #4,191,018 to not be president: you’ve got to to get you itinerary approved by every message board poster and Gawker commenter before setting your Out Of Office.

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”