This is better than it will ever get credit for.

Homer? Arigato! Mr. J Votto.

What does?

Nothing “works” to keep someone sober. You work to be sober. There are tools that help. You know what doesn’t “work”? Not trying.

That’s the worst part; his family thinks this is a cute, precocious stunt because they don’t give a shit about his POC classmates either.

...at recess, where Logan reportedly likes to practice speeches about Trump.

...Logan told CBS 6 on Friday. “The First Amendment says I can wear my hat.”

In Tinker v. Des Moines, the Supreme Court held that the first amendment rights of minors are protected in schools only insofar as it does not “materially disrupt classwork or involve substantial disorder or invasion of the rights of others.” They’ve also upheld public school dress codes as not being in violation of…

Can we get Logan’s dog to visit Trump Tower? Seems like he’s got a taste for Trump now.

Does the dog have GoFundMe account?

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Dear Representative Daniel,

I can see the basis for complaint. Women didn’t even exist until the 1960s, so it’s really a disservice to cover them at all. It is a history podcast, after all, and history was written by us white men.

Dear IOC,

Plus, You didn’t do a good job motherfucker. You did a terrible job.

What would happen if he quit mid-campaign? I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

Gorgeous house, just gorgeous. I love driving through the neighborhoods of the Rock Creek Park area; they are all amazing. That Kelly woman is an idiot, though. No fucking way is the Secret Service going to allow a former President to move into a struggling DC neighborhood, even if he wanted to (and really, why would…

You do not, how-you-say, “slap” zee paint on zee canvas, non! Zee paint is zee emotion you feeeel inside! Sacre Bleu! Je n’peut pas traivailler come ça!

I say mosquitoes are worse than bees, unless one is deathly allergic to bee stings. Mosquitoes are practically invisible and as soon as it gets warm, they are everywhere. Go outside with some skin exposed and you might as well just jump into a poison ivy thicket.