They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

Question of the day: When and why have so many people (conservatives, let’s be honest) become so prude, closed minded, and afraid? Is this an effect of so many progressive social changes or what? I mean The Diary of Anne Frank being challenged & this I'm utterly baffled. Help me understand.

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

Yep. Apparently, many people are absolutly missing the point of the Zoolander films completely.

Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s…

“He didn’t even like that it existed.”

Citation needed on this one.

They’re all made with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Could it be your genetic issue also renders you immune to humor?

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

Better than Pueblo.

Wouldn’t she be General Organa?

Federal Judges have awesome senses of humor. I see this stuff in Orders all the time.

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

Your coworker is an out of touch asshat. People call the police if you let your kid go outside for 8+ hours a day without checking in, you would have your children taken away from you. You can’t leave your kids for five minutes alone in a public space without some “concerned” person intervening or calling the police.

We’re currently doing a nanny share with 2 other families, but the monthly cost is still more than our rent (yet lower than what we would pay for daycare). We are paying on the books though and providing vacation and sick leave, which is more than a lot of other people do. My friends with older kids in school give me…

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S CAN NOW GO BACK TO DOING THEY’RE JOB WHICH ISN”T A JOB BECAUSE THEIR STUDENT’S FIRST BUT THEY GET PAYED WITH A SCHOLARSHIP, IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY SHOULDN”T OF TAKEN THE JOB WAIT NOT JOB, THEIR EASILY REPLACED BUT IM UPSET AT THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM FOR SOME RASON.

STOP CRYING DAMMIT!!! Glenn is alive! I just know he is!

Whatever happened to him using his power to determine the identity of The Joker?

They can’t! Which would have been good, because the “character development of Darth from villain to savior” is a horrendous idea that should have been scrapped the instant it was conceived.

Also the most believable thing he’s ever said. And the most relatable.

They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.