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You’re surprised that a list of the 9 most common languages in the world doesn’t include the 13th most common language?

Don’t forget: there can’t be a catastrophe unless there’s someone there to experience it! Because if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, THAT TREE NEVER FELL AND IT NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU’RE A COMMIE LIBERAL FASCIST WITH A SOCIALIST LYING LIAR

This is what she gets the big bucks for, dealing with ignorant, self-righteous assholes. I couldn’t do it.

I’ve never understood the need to carry an Unobtanium machete that was forged in Mount Doom as a standard hiking/basic survival knife.

The right hates Dan Savage because he’s happy to use their own rhetoric right back at them, and that he acknowledges that it’s not atheists who are making gay children kill themselves, and that it’s frequently religion that causes bigoted parents to force gay children to become homeless. And they hate that he actually

Fuckabee, don’t make me eat Doritos just to spite you...

The fucking “Liberal Media” bullshit - I have been a broadcaster for forty years. The media is a toothless tool of the patriarchy owned by HUGE corporations who benefit from these bigoted hate-filled morons continuing to vote "family values" and handing control of their government and lives over to businesses that

So these people had a problem with Archie Bunker? I would think he would have been the sacred saint to asshole bigots like them.

I wonder how the plumber bill for repairing burst pipes figures into the space heater savings? Just shutting off your heat has consequences beyond saving money.

This article is written by a sociopath and is intended for general consumption. It is dangerous samizdat and should be deleted. Going to bed at 3am and getting up at 11, staying indoors and never venturing out, bringing sharp knives to places. Think of the children, Deadspin.

yeah lets put someone who took a vow of poverty on some MONEY amiright

Bernie’s lack of caring about how he looks is partially why he is a winner, though.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

How is this dumb as fuck hot take a followed commenter? This should get that status revoked.

Too bad you can’t beat the Giants, I’ll take our rings over yours any day.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

No one owes you shit.

No one owes you shit.

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.