The sarcasm is subtle with this one.

Fox News and Republicans have been feeding their base crazier and crazier things just to keep the votes, they’ve been dogwhistling their dirty politics for more than 2 decades now, and finally someone as batshit crazy and insane as Trump comes out and says all that garbage out loud and clear and half of America cheers…

The Republican Party would have to have values first before Trump could represent them.

Guys, Trump is an aberration and doesn’t represent the values of the Republican Party.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Boy, the once-veiled white ethnonationalism of the GOP is on full display this election.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

My luck I’d loose my balance when they shifted in to drive and I’d end up in the dumpster.

Can confirm.

This is my favorite article of all time

To be fair, I think I see at least 45 of the 49.

Well, thank goodness Los Angeles has no issues with congested roads, along with many public transportation options that people use and love.

Are you sure they were resetting the game clock and not the 40-second play clock?

Yep. In fact, I just checked it. Put in a cartridge I haven't played in years, 4 times in a row. All failed. Fifth time I blew on it twice in a sweeping motion back and forth. It worked. #proof

I vouch for this.. as a child I did intense study on this subject and concluded that the effect of blowing on the cartridge vs the game suddenly working was statistically significant vs the control group of blowing air at nothing.

We all know that blowing into an NES cartridge is a useless and potentially harmful activity. But why did we still do it, even though it never actually worked? Science has the answer.