Kudos to the first person to pick a new character. I like that.

Neither, the best burrito is made in a shack where a 7 year-old takes down your order because he knows the most English.

This may be law-abiding behavior in America, but in Russia you'd see prison time for a pussy riot.

Saw this on a friend's Facebook feed:

The instant I saw this commercial I knew that this article would be here. I have no problem with naming and shaming stupid people saying stupid things on twitter, but it is without a doubt the lowest hanging of the fruit.

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Why would somebody think that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN? I've actually never heard somebody say that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN before. Has JASON KEIDEL ever been ACCUSED OF MOLESTING CHILDREN? I guess you are right, though. The only way we can be sure the whole JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN narrative is…

What's sad about the whole saga is Lynch isn't the person he's portraying in public. Which begs the question: why do it?

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

(Kroenke exits his stretch limo and approaches a group of no-goodnik juvenile deliquents in East St. Louis.)

Oh Mr. Judgmental, what's worse: a guy peeing in public, or someone who takes a picture of a guy peeing in public, goes home, uploads it to his computer, saves it in a folder called work stuff/2009 audit/accountant copy/backup, kisses his wife, puts the kids to bed, settles in to watch tv, falls asleep on the couch,…

So when's the party?

I love this, as I love anything written by Drew. But on a similar note, where's the article about taking down Big Wedding?

I haven't seen a tie celebrated this wildly since I wore a Salvatore Ferragamo to work last week!

The modern update of Deadwood focused a bit too much on local zoning issues for my tastes.

Not all Wawas have gas stations!

That's because everybody under the age of 115 eats at gas stations in PA.

Marking the first time anyone from Tennessee has been interested in the contents of a book.

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.