Gotta love the boondocks.

“At the end of the day, he built a self sustaining media empire.”

At the end of the day, he built a self sustaining media empire. And he did it in Atlanta where everyone said it could not be done. And no one has really been able to replicate here. beat the devil, but give him his due

It’s too bad you can’t manage your inventory on a phone app while playing. 

You're confusing the Wii U's functionality for the Switch's haha. The only way that would work is if each person had their own Switch AND you had a spare one you could dock.

“There is no cow level.”

so you would have 4 switches? isn’t that just local wireless multiplayer? I guess you’re describing one “hub” switch that shows everyone’s HUD though. it wouldn’t have that. but if everyone has their own switch there’s not much lost. plus you’re not tethered to each other.

I’d like to know this too, that would be very cool when I have multiple family members with their own Switches in town for the holidays.

I’m envisioning four switches linked and only one of them is docked. The person with the docked switch would continue to look at TV, but other folks would look down. 

“Diablo III, perhaps one of the most self-serious games ever”

Avenatti is an opportunistic shitfuck. And you can quote me on that.

use a heirloom sterling silver spoon to deposit the caviar

Most Costco caviar comes in 8.8oz tins.

Honestly, this just made me crave cavier on TGIFriday’s Loaded Baked Potatoes.

The only answer:

Drew, you dumbass, you should put a tape measure or a can of beer next to the tin, or a dollar bill, something so we have a sense of scale. Is that a generous $400 tub of caviar, or a measly $400 tiny tin of caviar? And no, chicken tenders or your Trumpian fingers don’t provide an objective frame of reference.

Technically, a Merlot - Cab Franc blend.

Paul Giamatti didn’t drink a Pinot at the end of sideways. It was a merlot.

For fuck’s sake, Magary, how the sweet hell did you manage to put caviar on literally everything but what it is most delicious on? A fucking baked potato with herbed creme fraiche. Jesus H. Christ, man.