Such a novel concept...

Terminator 6 isn’t out yet.

Blomkamp doesn’t have Verhooven’s sharp satirical wit but seems to share his underclass sympathies and is superior at vfx and dystopian tableaux. If he can avoid his tendency to be overly sentimental this could definitely work.

We need that. 

If it keeps Aliens 5: The Alienening on the back burner...

This was my EXACT emotional reaction. Read the first part of the headline (lord no). Read the second part of the headline (HELL YES!). Then continued to the article (UUUGGGHHH).

Hmmm. This actually seems to fit which is not something I often say. Remember the satire and the R-rating and you might just see me there.

All the “you’re too easily offended” types are going to gloss over the fact this entire rant is whining about how people can’t be casually racist anymore without people calling them out on it and instead make it about people being “too sensitive” as opposed to just tired of the same stupid bullshit.

And Texas Roadhouse was started in Indiana by a dude who apparently just really liked Texas but wasn’t actually from there. Fraud.

Considering how this is the guy who whined Obamacare would cost him 14 cents per pizza and how he threatened to reduce workers’ hours to avoid the Obamacare mandate, no surprise.

“You’re gonna scrub these goddamn floor tiles until you know what a square looks like!”

My mind immediately went to Dave Thomas spiking a Baconator because the patties weren’t square enough.

That’s good stuff. I’d pay decent money (two bucks) to watch an irascible old coot throw his company’s own food on the floor and curse.

Another fun fact: he sold the company when it became too much for him to manage in his old age, but he stayed on as the corporate spokesperson. He used to do surprise visits to random franchises, and if the food disappointed him, he’d throw it on the floor and swear really loudly.

If you really want your mind blown, here’s the Colonel having a beer with Alice Cooper. And yes it’s 100% real as confirmed by Cooper a few years ago

Yes.

He must have thought the Laundry Service did white sheets

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

So Papa John lost his PR firm, and the PR firm had to lay off staff. So pretty much a lose-lose, which is also how I would describe paying for Papa John’s shitty pizza.