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Yeah, I don't think this article is probably telling nail biters anything they don't already know. I mean, before reading this, I thought it was such a cool and hygienic habit! Who doesn't love the look of ragged nails and bleeding cuticles? Who knew my hands , the parts of me that touch more of the world than any

I think Altidore is just a decoy. I believe Ballack/Ruud/Ekoku when they say he isn't playing in this tournament after that injury. Klinsmann probably just wants Belgium to have to prepare for him.

No.

Thanks...I was having a mini stroke trying to read the damn thing wondering if I needed another cup of coffee before the game today

This is a good time to mention that this will never happen, no matter how many people die building stadiums or how many teams lose their entire midfield to extreme dehydration.

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That is the best idea in the history of best ideas.

Commie.

Actually, I believe it is now referred to as the Gordon Mumbai.

The United States Women's National Team (you know, the one with 2 World Cup stars above the crest) doesn't agree with you.

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Do you prefer a window or aisle seat for your deportation flight?

How do they explain their unfettered love of Donovan who failed in the elite leagues or Dempsey and Bradley who fled back to The MLS (no shade on The MLS I enjoy it, but it ain't an elite league yet).

The common joke is "What if Jozy Altidore and DeMarcus Beasley took up soccer?"

So far, Howard has carried the American torch like a leading man.