Were booze and fast women qualified as preventive healthcare, you might have yourself an argument there.

And here lies the greatest irony... all these pro-life morons who loathe abortion will be celebrating this ruling. Except that this ruling will, in all likelihood, lead to more abortions.

I know, right? Asking someone to look at the tangible reasons why these problems exist and to not just say "men" in place of all those other factors is totally hilarious.

Also: the most startling and absurd statement in the Court's opinion isn't that corporations are people, or that they matter more than women. It's the implication that if something is important to the government, it should pay for it. THAT IS FUCKING HUGE. The fact that the CONSERVATIVE justices suggest that the MOST…

Does your employer provide health care? Then you're entitled to legal medications to maintain your health. End of motherfucking story.

False equivalence, try again.

I applaud your efforts, but I didn't read that tsunami of text.

Lebron's invisible hand is amazing.

Enough with the World Cup highlights.

Or try the Tater-Mitt.

And when your guests ask for the recipe, just keep to yourself that little detail about how you prepared their food using the garden hose, a bucket, and your power drill.

Seriously, just a fucking awesome gesture.

Amazon Prime may have raised it's subscription fee a bit, but it also continues to raise in value. It was originally a great value just for it's cheaper prices and free 2-day shipping (which sometimes is 1-day, depending on where you live!), but now includes video streaming, music streaming, and more. Oh, and yes,…

The only one that continually pays off for me is the Amazon Visa card. I would buy from Amazon anyway and the 3% that accumulates and buys me additionally stuff for free is truly a bonus.

err buddy there is, this guy does not want to hide his helmet.

If this wasn't the most bad ass uniform ever worn I don't know what was. The guy didn't even bother throwing on a robe on his way to the ring because he looked so bad ass.

So. Many. Impure. Thoughts.

Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly offer you - the rowing uniform.

You know what? I'd never thought about it but now that you mention it male gymnasts really should just be wearing wrestling singlets shouldn't they?

Or, you know, an objective and accurate description of the consequences of that match.