Astropcr

6/19/14

Less than what the Yankees or Cubs would go for. The inability for NFL teams to sell local TV rights greatly reduces difference in value of the NY/Chicago franchise in that sport to say the Cleveland one, then when compared to the NY/Chicago franchises of MLB or the NBA. For example, per Forbes in 2012 the Giants…

6/19/14

#neverforget

6/19/14

Ahh goatse, the quaint days of the internet.

6/19/14

6/19/14

You guys are def the cutest/weirdest ship at Gawker media.

6/19/14

Father Duck: [comes home]
Father Duck: [hangs up coat]
Father Duck: [slumps onto recliner]
Father Duck: Quaaaaaack.
Mother Duck: Quack?
Father Duck: Quack quack. Quack quack quaaaaack quack quack.
Mother Duck: [nervously fingers apron]
Mother Duck: Quack... quack quack quack.
Father Duck: QUACK?? QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Daughter…

6/19/14

Actual verbatim gchat conversation that happened at 3:30 AM EST:

6/18/14

A girl I knew in NYC had a roomie who NEVER left the studio they shared, so we fucked on the roof sometimes. The roof had a fence kinda thing in it but neighboring buildings were much taller. People definitely watched. Neither of us cared.

6/17/14

Tree was like... "Hey babe. I got some wood."

6/17/14

Wanted in on the fucking triple-action.

6/17/14

Tree was shady as fuck. Jumped right in front of the car.

6/17/14

You are the older relative on Facebook who ruins awesome statuses with shitty jokes. Congratulations.

6/17/14

Fucking in the back seats of cars used to be safe. Not anymore.

6/17/14

Well, don't expect me to bring you a potted plant in the hospital!

6/17/14

That's really not a valid point. Islam is a religion of lots of sects and groups, much like Christianity. It's like asking why Protestants in Holland didn't do more to stop the Spanish Inquisition. It just doesn't make sense.

6/17/14

Why does being of the same religion as another person mean that they are affiliated? Are all Christians affiliated? Are all white people affiliated? That is a very loose definition of affiliation if you are going to use it in that manner.

6/17/14

Since Benghazi was the subject of the discussion, I present you with images of Libyan protestors after the attack in Benghazi.

6/17/14

Ahmed answered quietly, as before. "I guess it's me right now," she said.

6/17/14

The No True Scotsman fallacy! Try again.

6/16/14

I would honestly rather see their naked junk at the beach than see a man wearing this swimming "suit"