I always thought the boomers were why the automatic was popular, what with their bad knees and such.

What’s the planet ever done for me?

#hashtaghashtag

Imagine being a blogger type these days. It must be so exciting for Halloween to roll around so you can scour the internet looking for vaguely problematic costumes to generate content and clicks.

Get a sense of humor you puritanical unfunny assholes.

I bet these commuters on the 101 did Nazi that plane coming.

Meh, I’ve seen people wear Che Guevara on their T-Shirts and caps and the like. Poor taste is relative. Wasn’t there a Korean or Japanese pop group that was dressed in SS uniforms a while back?

Or, if you can’t quite remember all the words...

Is she trying to summon the deadites?

My money is on a civilization ending asteroid 

The good news: Diesel M-Bs of this era will run forever.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

ugh, now I want to play fallout

It’s definitely racist, in that extraordinarily patronizing “Look, I’m not racist! Behold the light and purity of my wokeness, and swoon!” way that certain white people compulsively react to racial issues. Speedy Gonzalez is an accomplished hero who gets the best of his adversaries in spectacular fashion and in ways…

It’s like they said, well we have Teen Titans GO! on one side of the spectrum, that’s fun and silly, so lets go all the way to the opposite and ensure that everyone hates everything.

I really had to laugh at this. It’s pretty rich coming from a site that pimps Amazon(and I believe makes money for doing so) on pretty much a daily basis. The cognitive dissonance generated by working for GMG must be staggering.

I like how HamNo’s career path depends entirely on a communist revolution.

Well, thank God you’ll still have your hyperbole. They can’t take that away from you.

Oooo, oooo

Life would be so much better if Twitter was never invented. Every day I click on the news and someone (multiple someones) do something incredibly stupid on it. Leader of the free world? Check. Pioneers of Industry? Check. Celebrities? Check.