Charles was fucked over by his father’s expectations, Diana and Camilla were both fucked over by Charles’ lack of spine. Hurt people hurt people, as the therapists say.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

Briefly, I don’t think I was suggesting that these women should be silenced or that they should never be allowed to talk publicly.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

No no no no no. He’s not a Mountbatten! He’s a Windsor.

Or gee, I don’t know - a BEAR?

The pop up ad was the best part.

• Here’s a video of Melania reading Oh, The Places You’ll Go to kids at a New York hospital.

weird skin therapy where you inject bee venom into your face to “reduce inflammation and scarring.”

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

Taraji is always happy for other people to win:

Marisa Tomei probably feels vindicated right now. This proves that if the wrong name is announced by mistake, they will correct it swiftly and everyone will look embarrassed.

Goodness, does Limoges make a teapot big enough to contain this tempest?

This is one of those things that I’ve always wondered but been too lazy to investigate. Thanks!

The dress

Not sexist, true.

Is it really sexist if I say the only good Tom Cruise is a pantsless 20 year old Tom Cruise?

Is it just me or do other people think when they see the word humanitarian next to Angelina Jolie, that it might mean like Human-itarian, like vegetarian, except she eats people?

93. Freaking. Dollars. For a face mask. I recently bought a face mask for $4.49.

93. Freaking. Dollars. For a face mask. I recently bought a face mask for $4.49.