Just repeat everything she says back in a mocking question.

Sorry, Whitney, but this write-up is a terrible simplification of what’s going on. You may wish to learn more about why Spain is cracking down on the secessionists. 

Why are people so suspicious of mainstream, accepted medical advice and care but so willing to plunge, unexamined, into unproven homeopathic treatments?

i always appreciate the irony of the two most petty men on earth having made “don’t look back in anger”.

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

I love every second Death Becomes Her.

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

This is the correct opinion. Look, it’s one thing if you are just trying to live your life and the shark busts in trying to eat you. But the only times humans get attacked by sharks are when they are the ones busting in messing with sharks. Like, I can sleep peacefully at night with zero fear of sharks because I am…

There can never be enough Goldblum.

While Kissinger may be a complete shitstain on humanity, the dude’s been in diplomacy for a long time. He can’t help but have learned a little something about plausible deniability, and that what’s not said often is much, much more important than what is.

Harry is clearly a very tall Leprechaun. William is a Squib.

Thanks to the reader who emailed to correct that Mary of Teck was actually Charles’s great-grandmother. The fact that all these people live so long scrambles my timelines.

Could you be anymore clueless? Most high end fashion designs are purchased by these women who you deem unable to showcase the clothing. Sheehs, your American is showing!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moza_bint_Nasser

I saw the Spin Doctors there in 1998.

It’s like he’s never heard of “honey” or “babe”. They exist for a reason, amateur.

If the source is using the term “jet-setting” unironically, I’m guessing Capris, possibly with a Metamucil chaser.

i’ve known dinosaurs were real since i was little. before i even was in school and learning science.

I don’t think Colin Firth has aged particularly well either