No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad man,
To be the sad man,
Behind blue eyes.
And no one knows
What it’s like to be hated,
To be fated to telling only lies.

The hero we don’t deserve.

I prefer our milk to US stuff, it’s got a different *something* to it. Same with eggs and beef.

I have never wanted to sleep with a Prime Minister before now. Trudeau is changing everything.

LOL! The pastor decided (in the middle of it) that he wanted to go play golf. He told us all to get out of the church. One of the deacons said we could stay, just lock up and put the keys through the letter slot when we were done. So we stayed. Then he decides he’s going to stand in for the pastor, comes back, and…

care to elaborate? I mean, I hope it wasn’t really a full on disaster, but, at least in my experience, anything involving threatening violence on the clergy tends to be a good story.

So, let’s be clear, Trump tried to pull a physical domination move on this man:

I KNOW, RIGHT? I hated that character!

I have russian friends who lived through communism. They have the most hardcore “fuck it, get your own and keep your head down” attitude I have ever seen.

Like Seth Myers observed: The Presidency is supposed to age the President, not the rest of us.

the wall was just a metaphor

I was born for this thread...

And yes, Bring It On is the second greatest movie ever made! (Mean Girls is obviously the greatest.)

Plus, there’s the whole story of Guthrie and his hated landlord, Trump’s father.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WAS JUST ASSUMING THE FALCONS HAD WON

If you need another reason, Congressman John Lewis represents Atlanta.

Being an SNL writer these days is like owning a gold mine.

To answer your penultimate question, I’ll give you an old George Carlin quote: