astrobiologiste
astrobiologiste
astrobiologiste

“Donald Trump is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust him! He is a FUGLY SLUT...”

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

I’m rather concerned this is really unfair on weasels who are after all, smart, hard-working, well-groomed animals just looking out for their families.

Not a carb, but they are the ultimate briquet.

Are diamonds a carb?

Ooooohhhhh! Come to Alberta. We have dinosaurs!

Oh, my God, she’s growing up so fast I can’t stand it. A real young lady, already, not at all the child I saw in Stranger Things anymore. And in only the time it took to grow about four or five inches of hair!

ANOTHER Godzilla movie? Well, stranger things have happened...

I am very interested in seeing The Rock singing “You’re Welcome” as part of the Oscars.

I’ve been listening to an inordinate amount of opera lately and now pull The Callas on shitheels (ha no pun intended but I like it).

The box, like those stacks of folders containing Trump’s legal documents “divesting” him from his companies, contains NOTHING.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Any... particular goddess?

I strongly feel the need for a Michelle Obama Barbie with all her iconic gowns.

Didn’t she even teach Sunday school? Damned if you don’t memorize the Lord’s prayer accidentally by doing that.

Exotic(ugh, its there a better word?) wives and children who look like the groundskeeper are the only things that keep the royal line from dissolving into an amorphous pile of pasty flesh and blood that doesn’t clot.

They’re so cute!

To be fair, refusing to consume dairy products is considered seditious by most Swiss.

Wrong.

Deadpool should be paired with chimichangas.

‘Member when Emma Stone was a cool comedy actress and it was a treat to see her in a film?