It as worth the 6.9 million dollars just to rattle him enough to get him to sue!

My partner is convinced that all his claims of rigged elections during the campaign were a ruse to get Hillary Clinton to agree to accept the results, because he knew that the election was being rigged in his own favor somehow.

I helped piss off Voldemotrump with a twenty dollar bill

Ah, but that’s the Protestants. With the Catholics, you need faith and good works.

I’ve been a satanist all these years and had no idea.

Pretty classic work sitch right there. Man yells stupid idea confidently, gets promotion over woman with correct answer and proper inside voice.

She went to Journaliard.

I feel so, so bad for those of you who’re planning on being sober over the next four years.

Yeah, this guy really does not want to be president. It’s what keeps me sane, thinking about how terrified he must be.

Does anyone else get the strong sense that this is the end, not the beginning? Trump is taking his victory bows like the curtain is going down and he can go home and sleep. There is no sense that the real work hasn’t even begun. I mean, he’s not the President yet! It’s not time for the victory tours because he hasn’t…

We gotta gut it out like Monopoly, gilbert - no quitting until all your property is hopelessly leveraged and everyone realizes what a selfish jerk Dad can be.

That makes Hiddleswift look legit.

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

You, PantsFever, Alice Roosevelt, and I can sit over in the corner saying not nice things about people and hashtags.

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

Also - if this gets nominated for an award what do we think John Travolta will do with the name Auli’i Cravalho?

In Argentina, where I am from, we celebrate “cumplemes” (“monthday”) for babies. Instead of “cumpleaños” (birthday), we celebrate each month they grow older until babies are a year old.

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

I think HRC is smart to have someone else do this on her behalf. If I were I’d stay as far away from this as possible. If it fails she won’t look like a sore loser. And if succeeds she might become President, although it’s probably wishful thinking.