I support this !

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Besides this week, and 9-11, I think it would be the week my dog died, the day before my birthday, and 6 months after my sister died. I know it seems fucked up to say that losing my dog was worse than losing my sister, and long term obviously it isn’t, but in the moment, it almost killed me. She was my rock, she got…

I’ve gone loopy from lack of sleep, depression, and terror, but here is my response to this:

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

I also miss Tweet Beat, and the former reliability of Dirt Bag. There are always some shakeups when new ownership takes over any business, but why mess with those consistent successes, I cannot imagine.

Where is Tweet Beat? Why is it and DB so irregular lately? My life is pretty much scheduled around these things and I feel all off-balance.

Can I come sit by you. This was my exact thought as well.

Fun fact: Gwyneth Paltrow actually did die while making Contagion. However, prior to filming, she contracted a genetics lab to make a clone of herself to carry out her Goop legacy.

I’m in my early 30s and have never wanted kids (it was a factor in a long term relationship breaking up, etc). We were talking about people’s babies at work one day (most of my co workers are older enough than me to have daughters who are having lots of babies) and someone asked me if I want kids. I said no, I never…

When people ask me why I never had kids, I just look at them blankly and say “I’ve never had sex”. (I’m 57 and it’s definitely not true, but it does shut people up, or they burst out laughing.)

Yeah, I’ve kind of gotten used to the fact that whenever a friend has kids that I’ll see less of her. Not because she doesn’t socialize anymore, but because she will mostly socialize with other people who have kids. I mean, I understand the reasons why, but it still makes me kind of sad.

One of the cuter White House Halloween pictures. Pres Obama and a small web slinger.

OUCH!

Go the distance was my go to car song that I would belt out at maximum volume.

Hercules is underrated.

I’ll take “Things I wouldn’t tell my worst enemy” for $800, Alex

Wow that’s so anthropocentric. Like an orangutan hasn’t written a better novel than half the Booker winners!