“In the Pines” is my favorite of all the old songs, and there are so many versions and interpretations. This is my personal favorite.

I totally agree. Also, Hillary knew how to address the luminaries in the crowd, & how to praise the mission of the event. He was just outclassed on every level. (I am unsuprised by this. I just like saying it, since he thinks “sprayed with gold leaf” = classy.)

There’s also this...

“America: Singlehandedly Making Brexit Look Not So Bad On The ‘Fucking Disaster’ Scale”

The CDC is rigged. Statisticians are part of the mathematical elite.

Fuck the LAST THING WE NEED in this election is someone who is impossible to kill.

When I look at her, all I can think of is Quint describing a shark’s eyes.

That’s something I didn’t know before I had kids that I tell my daughter about. I think all teenage girls should know that pregnancy will ruin their anus. I might have been more careful if I had considered that consequence.

Gave my mom those. She reminded me often of what a pain in the ass I was.

How the hell are you supposed to see the people in the credits if your eyes incapacitated by the blur of tears? 

This is a gross thing my doctor and I experienced together.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

Guys... guyyys.... Trump’s not that bad. I mean definitely, DEFINITELY VOTE FOR HILLARY, but he COULD be president, ya know? He might win! He just might! He’s not like, disqualified or anything, just like, not a good choice. But he’s a choice! He’s very popular, after all! And he... created jobs? Or something! So yeah…

Please invite me to this drinking party. I insist.

I put her with Kathleen Turner, Helen Mirren, and Emma Thompson in the Amazing Women You Would Have a Great Time Drinking With But Do Not *Ever* Want to Piss Off group. I should probably add Meryl Streep to that group, too.

That picture of Stephen Colbert and Obama is pretty amazing. You can tell both of them are not only having a good time but genuinely get along with each other.

I was saying Boo-rgias

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?