Until you realize that it’s Hillary Clinton and she’s a goddamn boss and she’s still prepping for tomorrow night’s debate because she’s a professional.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

Take comfort: there will come a time when the hairy cheeto with an anus mouth will be reduced to a mere cultural footnote, nothing more than a washed-out meme banished to the annals of history.

I feel like this is a possibly-coordinated October Surprise for Trump. I’m more than OK with it.

From your lips to god’s ears. I can’t take looking at his stupid face anymore.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

I was a rebellious young thing who loathed being subjected to gender norms. So despite being forced to dress in garish overly feminine dresses and matching patent leather shoes, I would run amok with my (predominately male) friends causing all sorts of mayhem.

I made nothing but “Hamilton” references during a board meeting. For two hours, I was only allowed to speak lines from Hamilton.

erin_go_braless... I’m the youngest, but I have ridiculous depression and extistential dread issues and when it focused in on a closeup of her crying and clutching the doll the empathy part of my brain went, “yep, that’s the happy-sad cry of a child who knows life is gonna be rough because shit’s not fair” hooray for…

It boggles my mind that people even thought of the possibility. Leaving everything else aside, the Ryan Lochte incident just happened. Kim Kardashian was raised by a defense attorney. She probably understands the consequences of lying to law enforcement better than most people. She doesn’t seem to have any police…

If you sadly shake your head or roll your eyes while saying, “Bless his heart,” yes!

I’m sexy and I know it. :)

ok, we will, but they’ll need a lot of water and attention to really thrive.

The good news is, the good people of the Roman Empire at least had the good sense to assassinate Caligula after 3 years.

I know what they are! Aristolochea littoralis (plant nerd here).

I think Angelina cheated on Brad with Tom Cruise because she really had hots for Katie Holmes who was actually interested in Brad... who, in turn, wanted Nicole Kidman who wouldn’t have any of it because she has been BFFs with Jennifer Aniston since they starred in 2011's “Just Go With It” but did not tell anybody…