What about this??? Why hasn’t anybody mentioned this?

Omg! My grandmother had a porcelain one that was a dick on one side & the Virgin Mary on the other! She just left it out like nbd.

Team Jennifer

I bet if I had a passport I’d look like shit in the photo. Not because of the wavy lines, but because I look like shit in every photo. And also in real life.

I totally agree. I was once dating a guy who just out of the blue hit one of my cats really hard in a fit of frustration and I broke it off right then and there. Not that children and cats are totally the same thing but they were *my* babies and still are and it was never will I ever tolerate type of thing for me.

I am torn between my decent human side feeling bad for their kids for the absolute tabloid shitshow of a trainwreck that’s about to happen, and my petty side clapping in glee for it.

In rebuttal:

TMZ reported that Jenn was spotted at Georgie.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

I am ready for life to “get better.” Yes, I “care less” now that I’m in my 30's, but it’s literally because I have to. If I cared as much about all the sh*t that never got better, I’d just be in the fetal position crying all day and night. Things suck and they always have. I’ve always been unattractive and now I…

As a die-hard rationalist, I agree: everything is connected when it comes to pets.

This part just sank in for me: A FIFTEEN-year-old black lab. Labs don’t usually make it to fifteen. He must have really loved them to stick around and was just waiting for the wedding so he could leave this plane knowing they had gone through with it.

Why is punching Jonah hill punching upwards?

the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

I am an awful human on so many levels simply based on hard I laughed at this.

Read somewhere that the chicken wasn’t really working with the storyline until they made it really stupid.

Watching Penny Marshall buying paper towels at Costco could potentially be a lot of fun.

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.