He is. Would bang. Repeatedly.

Would.

Also Matthew Modine’s evil character because I haven’t gotten a really good look to determine silver fox or nah.

2017?!??!?! THATS SO FAR AWAY

The only person Hispanics hate more than the other one. I'll let you figure out which is which. Because I can't.

Maybe she thinks nobody loves her, everybody hates her and she might as well go eat worms?

Well, our dogs are more like this.

To arrive at this conclusion, Andics and his team trained 13 dogs to lay completely motionless in a fMRI brain scanner.

The only reason my father agreed to have me baptized was so that he could throw a big party in Mexico. It lasted three days.

“Blah blah blah artisinal blah blah cat blah blah cookies” -Taylor

I would not make the cooking the big thing, that’s for sure. I live in NYC and pretty much if you invite anyone over to your apartment under any pretext after the first few dates they are expecting to get down. So “let’s meet up at my place for a drink and then grab something in the neighborhood” does the job -…

I really hope they make this canon, and it gets mentioned in Ragnarok or the next Avengers movie.

Why is this scary to you? Other than that there will be a lot of bad art. But also a lot of good art...

In my opinion, she is underrated as a comedic actress. She had great timing. I particularly love her in Some Like It Hot.

Trying asking them to cook you dinner. The demand to perform will shake his confidence, just a little. He may act cocky or jokey about his cooking, but internally he will be craving your approval. Especially if you withhold compliments while the meal is being prepared. Be friendly and flirty, but talk about other…

Ahem!

I feel like Goofy is probably the assassin... Just imagine that tall shadowy figure entering the room. “Huhah huhah Garsh.” And then you die.

I thought Goofy took care of ...ahem...”inconveniences”. Mr. M is higher up the chain and prefers to keep his white gloves clean. And everyone knows that “The Donald” is the “cleaner”.

Is she your younger sister? All bets are off.

I love that Hugh Jackman can go between Wolverine and musical theater. He’s just a wonderful, wonderful gift.