To me, pancakes happen at a spiritual level.

And the Oscar goes to...

The ones in Quebec actually dispense poutine. Arson can be a real problem just after the bars close on a Friday night...

Tilikum’s life has been an abject tragedy.

I’ve always enjoyed his non-union Mexican equivalent.

Oh, the GOP is now fine with Catholics, since (a) it lets them perpetuate the myth that Latinos are “natural Conservatives” because they’re largely Catholic and (b) Catholicism gives them good cover on trying to paint anti-reproductive rights legislation as “religious liberties”.

This is Living Proof that we can pun anything.

No.

No, no they could not. Oh, for want of a tailor (or at least an honest friend to tell you ‘oh honey, no.’) Exhibit A:

They’re trying to make at least one, possibly all three of these “points” (please note they are not my opinions, but I have seen them):

Someone posted this charming vid earlier about readjustment to gravity.

Occasionally I wonder if the reason some people don’t like Sacha Baron Cohen is because they’re not smart enough to get the jokes.

“It’s red sugar water that heathens put on sausages, your majesty.”

Ross can!

I am way too scared to mess with Ouija boards thanks to my mom and her friend, Lorraine.