The only person Hispanics hate more than the other one. I'll let you figure out which is which. Because I can't.
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Maybe she thinks nobody loves her, everybody hates her and she might as well go eat worms?
The only reason my father agreed to have me baptized was so that he could throw a big party in Mexico. It lasted three days.
“Blah blah blah artisinal blah blah cat blah blah cookies” -Taylor
I would not make the cooking the big thing, that’s for sure. I live in NYC and pretty much if you invite anyone over to your apartment under any pretext after the first few dates they are expecting to get down. So “let’s meet up at my place for a drink and then grab something in the neighborhood” does the job -…
In my opinion, she is underrated as a comedic actress. She had great timing. I particularly love her in Some Like It Hot.
Trying asking them to cook you dinner. The demand to perform will shake his confidence, just a little. He may act cocky or jokey about his cooking, but internally he will be craving your approval. Especially if you withhold compliments while the meal is being prepared. Be friendly and flirty, but talk about other…
I am so, so tired of people like this. And by this I mean purists. True believers. People for whom compromise = death. They are the reason we have Bernie bros, and everything to do with Jeremy Corbyn.
Is she your younger sister? All bets are off.
That depends. Is she diabetic?
I can’t speak for men, but cheesy pasta is 100% a good way to get me into bed. But it's also my favorite food.
Pasta Pussy Posse
Oh thank you for this. I read that earlier today and about lost my mind. It’s fucking tomato sauce on pasta. It’s not a goddamn plate of sex pheromones. Nor is it all that fucking impressive.
Before you were born an ugly, warted old woman sat by the side of the road and asked for help changing a tire. Your parents stopped and changed it for the old woman, kindly. Then, before their very eyes-the old woman began to transform into the most beautiful fairy princess they had ever seen!
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness...
All I can think of is that Dr. House is fucking hot. Now I can’t concentrate.
Why did Sesame Street send out a blank tweet?