So....what’s going to happen to y’all now that the main page is going down?? I need to know!! Are they going to let y’all keep running as usual cause I can deal with that. But if I lose Jez, Gawker and Io9 at the same time...I will be so sad

The queen and her at war over george’s outfits. HRM probably doesnt want him wearing poly/ wool blends.

I had an experience in college that corroborates that final statement. I was so high I couldn’t leave my house for 4 days.

Huh. I’ve been a cat all this time.

Word. I put my cat, Felix, on a diet one time and he was not happy about it (the fights were terrible) and one evening during the diet, one of my neighbors made me and my boyfriend some pot brownies. I told my boyfriend to make sure the brownies were put away before he went to bed because Felix was on a rampage and…

Yeah I was like oh, OK, problem solved! Thanks, crazy pants.

Speaking on behalf of millions of depressives: shut the fuck up, LaToya.

I have one that’s kind of like this:

I went from 7th through 12th grade to an all-girls Catholic school. It wasn’t a boarding school and was super-liberal, feminist and taught a very well-rounded, Jesuit-based education grounded in logic and intellectual pursuits, yeah, we to this day (I’m in my mid-thirties and the majority of my friends are the women I…

Twiddleshit for short?

More specifically he’s a 35 year old British man who went to an elite single sex boarding school from the age of 13. He’s awkwardness is real.

EXACTLY.

It doesn’t if you have a hand held bidet.

They’re so tacky they go all the way back around to tasteful.

One of my favorites: [Edit: Reddit seems to be the original source?]

Me too. I’m a big fan of the Oxford comma, but no one, particularly not journalists, uses it. So I totally read this as a threesome between Jesus, Victoria, and Albert.

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.

This explains the weird urge I have to pick Martin Freeman up and put him in my pocket.

Also, that creature feature is all wrong. Here is what they should’ve shown: