Ahhh! You say that and I hear the line from the OG “I Kissed a Girl” (Jill Sobule)... “Dumb as a box of hammers, but he’s such a handsome guy”, which describes my gentleman too.

My Sophie (Yorkie/poodle mix, I believe) is dumb as a box of hammers. She’s lucky she’s so cute.

I love Shakira. In the blond pop star big blur of circa 98-02, when it all shook out, Shakira was Objection Tango and her awesomeness and I never looked back.

This is a collage of the most recent pictures of my sweet and dumb Yorkie, Ser Davos the Dunce. That is all.

They should have gotten Will Sasso to do the voice and told Dan Castellaneta to accept his limits.

I saw Heisenberg.

DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: that Meghan Trainor likes the Cheesecake Factory, or that she’s so stupid to think that she wouldn’t be recognized at one. The Venn diagram of Meghan Trainor fans and people who like the Cheesecake Factory is a single circle.

Low-hanging fruit is often the sweetest.

Somewhere out there, E.L. James just preordered this and opened a new Word doc.

Kim and Kanye take Taylor Swift

me

Agreed, that garbage was sanctimonious and disingenuous as all get out.

no one should get death threats. let’s just make that clear off the bat.

Aunt R was a brilliant woman who became a Supreme Court justice for our tribe. She knew the law.

Just remembering Tig Notaro’s desire for children that she talked about in her doc....ridiculously happy for her!

Or they’re rich as hell and hired smarter people than Taylor did. Did you read the GQ piece? Kim is not a mastermind, she just plays one in “real life.”

My takeaway: Kayne and the Kardashians are smart as hell and they are not to be fucked with.