Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

I wish I could fully express this in words but imagine a 90 pound Rottie/Black Lab just peacefully eating her food when she looks up and a spider has glided down from the ceiling and is directly in front of her face. Now imagine that same behemoth of a dog trying to scoot herself backwards while still trying to keep…

I am a leggist. Fewer than two or more than four: get out.

@Ryan Reynolds

Kim Kardashian only had one churro? I now understand why she is famous.

RIGHT? I have cleavage in a fucking turtleneck, sue me.

Free the boobs.

As a large busted lady, I can tell you from experience: big titties look like big titties, no matter what you cover them up with.

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

maybe you will hate me (that’s how things work in the interwebs comments) for saying this, maybe not... i have SUCH similar feelings for dawkins as i do for sanders and i only just realized it: yes, i agree with 90% of what you say but i just can’t stand how you’re going about saying it!

That’s Dawkins sitting next to him, isn’t it? Look at his body language, he hates it.

Not alien-shaming her, but the shape of her hair is giving me a Predator vibe. Maybe it’s making me think of this picture from a recent D-Listed post.

One half of that cat isn’t even a Double Creature with the other half of that cat.

Oh god. Mine was Body Shop’s White Musk. I was apparently unfamiliar with the phrase “less is more.”

I had strawberry, peach and white musk.

I totally just muttered ‘Stupid sexy lochte’ like ‘Stupid sexy flanders’

Mmmm indeed. I could watch these two all day.

And if we are guessing who caused the divorce based on chemistry, I would say Fassbender hands down.

Kensington Palace has a royal gowns exhibition that features those worn by Elizabeth II, Princess Margaret and Diana. Even though Diana was considered a fashion icon, her gowns are the absolute ugliest things in that whole exhibit.

All royals are lesser royals to me. I enjoy the long and convoluted history of the British monarchy (which, like all the best historical novels, will go on being long and convolute) but all of my love is reserved for the Queen. She is IMHO the last of the Greats, and I was thrilled when she beat Queen Victoria’s…