And I’m fully in favor of people’s right to bear smooth boars. At least, that’s how my brain read it.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

God, I love Calvin’s dad.

Thanks for the Calvin & Hobbes. I needed a fix.

Always loved that Calvin and Hobbes and was finally able to use that line when my son asked me the same question. My wife said, “Really”?

I’m convinced that Calvin and Hobbes will live on and remain revered for hundreds of years. Some of the finest writing of all time!

Calvin and Hobbes has all the answers

I found her CDL Instructor.....

“redundant”

They’ve done it. Morphed into a single Kyborg.

Come on Steve, no one was even considering blaming “the ladies” for the fact that you flunked out of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good.

I’d like for them to try and take that crown off of my head.

He’s been marinated!

The best lies come from dads.

I’d sit on that face.

but seriously, the english lit major / shakespeare nerd in me is seriously internally screaming and counting days til this comes out

“But out of respect for Keith, I tend not to discuss any of that now …”

When I was 20, I was working at a bookstore and living with my boyfriend, who also worked at the same bookstore. It was a small bookstore, with only 7 employees and when the holiday party rolled around we all went to a bar in Montouk and proceeded to get ripped. I had lost track of my boyfriend and started to make out…

WE NEED A SOUNDTRACK, BOBBY.