What exactly were your intentions with this article? To just remind us all that Vince probably did this, wasn’t charged, and the victim doesn’t want to talk about it anymore?

yes, this is exactly why there must be another attentive human ready to take control from me at any time

i don’t understand the draw of these....what if you only want to do a half-load of wash?

i don’t understand the draw of these....what if you only want to do a half-load of wash?

I did this on a flight from New Delhi to Beijing. I had basically my entire life packed into two suitcases. I ended up wearing something like 4 pairs of pants, 3 sweatshirts and 2 jackets. The Indian airport security guy asked me why i was wearing so many clothes and I told him - he found it hilarious. Not really sure…

“we got lost, so we parked our rental car and started walking with all of our luggage. at 2am. in chicago.”

why are you trying to ruin this person for posting a hypothetical question on Twitter?

as much as i want this to be real, what kind of journalist publishes something that they can only confirm as 70-90% accurate? If a private investigator gives me a dossier and claims that its only “70-90% accurate” then i feel like i probably can’t trust that private investigator. 

“In early November, the two NYPD detectives who were accused of raping a teenager in the back of a police van resigned rather rather than face trial.”

awesome, when i run out of fuel in the wilderness i can just plug this into a squirrel’s USB port

awesome, when i run out of fuel in the wilderness i can just plug this into a squirrel’s USB port

How the fuck does this only have 4 stars?

this is the best comment on the internet today BY FAR

There are cones on the field. This is not a real game. He’s not at midfield. It’s 10 seconds of footage. You’re an idiot.

Are you fucking stupid he didn’t even touch the ball in the video?

Found the A’s fan

you should check out Kan Jam, it’s much more conducive to drinking beers WHILST playing

oh shit bro I see it now!

Or, you know, things could be exactly as they seem and she just tried to get a friend to lie about it

I have absolutely no clue what happened but it was awesome

Shit, I’m gonna go ask my boss for a raise now. I’ll just tell him that Justin Westbrook says everyone should get a raise when they ask for one.

Man, you must not have seen a very many super hammered people