“duh bro all you need is a forklift and a quad, didn’t you read the article, IDIOT”

the fact that it’s hideous makes it even funnier

who is hayden christensen

Marc’s reasonable take is that he founded the company and without him Chad wouldn’t have a job at Salesforce. Marc also probably worked at least 400x harder and took lots of personal financial risk to build the company into what it is today. Chad is a replaceable cog in a large machine that was built by Marc, whether…

you cannot “train” the trauma completely out of a dog. i’ve got two family members who rescued dogs, spent thousands on training, are loving dog owners, and still can’t walk their dog without a muzzle or bring it around small children. their DOG gives them anxiety, which is the exact opposite of what dogs are supposed…

welcome to the internet, watch out for all the porn

or how about smart people who buy top soil by the yard instead of by the bag

how about people who don’t want to fuck up their interiors by putting TREES inside of their car.

i would say 75% of the rescued dogs i know have behavioral problems that make them at least untrustworthy, at most a nightmare. people who buy from breeders (who aren’t all “puppy mills” by the way) want to raise their dogs from puppies so they don’t have shitshow dogs that they resent for the 10-15 years they own…

stop making sense, money isn’t real, just give these kids control of the means of production and everything will be perfect

biggest announcement by FAR is that i can now mute the microphone on my airpods by clicking the stem.  GAME CHANGER

nice Android, loser

it’s funny because i’m sure they know exactly what women’s rights are

i’ve supported LGBT people for my entire life by treating them as normal human beings who are living their lives exactly how they want to. but no, i don’t think that trans-women are women. i think they’re men who identify as women. and all of a sudden that makes me a bigot.  me and the rest of the significant portion…

a lady just posted a story on my town’s facebook “block club” group and said that an Amazon delivery driver, who always leaves packages by her mailbox, instead chose to enter her gated yard and leave it next to her door behind a potted plant. when the driver left the gate didn’t latch and when she came home her dog…

no it’s not

lol

why not? because it’s a hideous douche-canoe

why are lawyers involved in this

you guys want some jobs? i hear there are some unskilled people who are upset they’re not getting paid enough to click a mouse to identify objects in pictures.