Miami was a university before Florida was a state. Suck it.

Can you please do an article on the owners of www.nissan.com

Nah, the running of the Labatts is in a few weeks. The Canadians throw them in the lake and all of Cleveland lines the shores to collect them as they float across

“Gothamist found a real-life black woman named Shaniqua (which, too perfect) who is hell-bent on taking down a Mister Softee ice cream truck driver who blasts jingles a little too loud for her liking.”

yes, and all black people are good dancers, they just don’t know it

since he got beaten to death in 30 seconds by a mob of 10-15 people, i’d imagine his 3 friends were avoiding the situation as there wasn’t much they could do except die as well

1. for the past ~year we’ve been talking about russian meddling in the election. clearly it is relevant that a russian person contacted the trump campaign with russian government-supplied evidence against hillary. we may be partisan, but you’re pretty dense if you don’t see the connection here.

Thanks for enlightening me, I was previously only aware of the Cup of Stanley

tennis has the coolest trophies. discuss.

why is that guy picking up those really heavy things and then just putting them back right where he found them? repeatedly?

This was great work +1

Didn’t he also confuse the alphabet with the national anthem?

Found the guy from Parma

There were anti-aircraft and anti-missile missile systems in the late 50's and 60's that used nukes. The Nike Hercules system was deployed first in Chicago and used W31 warheads to knock missiles and bombers out of the sky.

Wow, they produced real content about real world problems and left it open for their listeners’ interpretation. It’s almost like they’re objectively documenting the way that some people in the world think, without telling listeners how to feel about it.

This is a really bad take

“Actually two of the three calls from friends who read the post suggested the Volvos also, the third call was the Audi sale’s guy.”

DON’T BELIEVE THE LIBERAL DIGITAL!

probably trying to steal the mini van for his Family, so that little girl beat the Helter Skelter out of him

I am a landlord and this would be a great way to make me hate you and not want to rent to you. You basically turfed your landlord’s lawn - which is something that people get arrested for. It’s property damage. It doesn’t matter if you’re “gonna fix it before you move out,” you should still respect peoples’ property.