Seriously. Nothing wrong with a bald man, so long as he embraces it. This can be remedied.

JFC shave it, dude

This video may be accurate:

And since they’re lazy, coddled federal employees, a lot of them will be black! WE’RE ENTRUSTING OUR SAFETY TO ARMED NEGROES!

The rational people were tired of it about 30 nanoseconds after he announced his run for the candidacy

Donald Trump’s stick is absolutely yuuuuuuge!

You fell for it!

I would argue that any day other than April 1st is the best time for an April Fool’s prank. No one will see it coming.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

But the NRA has been telling me for years that the only thing to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun and the GOP has told me that the government is bad. That means those secret service guys must be bad... and they have guns!

Seriously! This was me:

The Inbred People’s Court

If this were actually a bait and switch for Tina doing a sitcom about Palin doing a Judge Judy show, I would be much more inclined to watch.

Can Tina Fey actually have a show instead of Palin?

Alternate titles:

“We’re going to war with Cuba now, right?”