Yep. The majority of the retractions aren’t “I was raped, jk just said that for fun!”... they might be more like, “I was raped, now I’m ostracized in this small town, my parents think I’m sullied and dirty, and I’m getting harassed by people who think it’s impossible that the rapist could do such a thing.”

came here to say just that... if someone is scared... and wants to stop... and the other person doesn’t stop... that’s rape. It’s even RAPE rape.

there you go again, using logic and reason!

OK, I’ve been waiting all day for Jezebel to recognize that March 15th is only important because it’s Notorious RBG’s Birthday! Why oh why, do we get posts about The Bachelor, Kim K., and Mama June, but nothing about RBG?

It’s on Jezebel because someone had to report this magical story, and Rachel Corte is clearly doing the lord’s work right now.

I just got done reading about Trump supporters parking over top of peoples’ graves in Bloomington. I needed this story and I graciously thank Rachel for posting it.

It’s on Jezebel because Rachel knew I’d immediately start laughing and show it to my wife (who is a woman). Shared this with my sister, too. She's also a woman, and she finds scatalogical humor just as funny as any dude I've ever met.

poop there it is.

You:

You’re damn right. It’s a Sunday night and some of us need a good laugh/wince/sympathetic groan before the upcoming week.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

I’m honestly kind of impressed? As someone with IBS, I would kill for that sphincter strength.

All in the line of doodie.

Is anyone else surprised he managed to hold it long enough to be put in the car after being tased? You’d think your body would freak out and you know...release anything it was holding right after getting shocked.

I was surprised by how the article didn’t question Oliveira’s motives at all. While he was very up front about asking for and accepting money he did also write a book and a play about Simmons. There’s a chance that he was cut off for being a leech and now he wants back in. Though it is odd that Simmons is being so…

Ellie shoots! But

I got scarlet fever junior year of college. It sucked and I ended up in the hospital. However, it does make for an awesome story because who the F gets scarlet fever anymore.

How is this man *that* fucking evil?!

OMG LOOKIT! Do you give him snout smoochies?