As a non-medical doctor who has never treated Mr. Cruise, I believe you are incorrect. This is stage VI of cheek syphilis. Classic cheek syphilis.

Advanced gonorrhea infection of the cheeks. That is my medical opinion.

THE 3 WOMBSKETEERS

It's the best movie!!!

Also, I love your username. That was a surprisingly delightful movie!

See, "Abortion does not compute with my philosophy" would be just fine as long she understood that her personal philosophy has fuck all to do with whether or not a medical procedure should be legal, but I'm guessing that's not the case. I mean, hell, vaginoplasty and Botox don't "compute with my philosophy," but I'm…

Ooh, I like his slippers.

"WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"

Do they make teacup elephants?

I also want to feed her bananas and avocados and oranges and apples and carrots and #AllTheFruitsAndVeggies.

Silly baby! I want to give him caramels from my purse. I also want to get him into a tub and lovingly exfoliate him.

the boyfriend and I had a random hankering for even stevens the other night and he was like "can you believe ren was supposed to be in 8th grade?" and I thought he was joking...nope...she played an eighth grader — her real age at the time of filming? TWENTY YEARS OLD. we laughed for a solid ten minutes.

toPANGa!

"Vladimir Putin's divorce is final. Ladies."

My thoughts exactly. The awesome part about Boy Meets World was they were oddballs, just making their way awkwardly up to adulthood. The comment you made about the perfect outfits is what I'm fearing is already wrong with this first picture...it's already screaming Disney Kids Show! So hoping I'm proven wrong.

BMW…

Is anyone else really disappointed that Topanga is a store owner? Wasn't she studying to be a lawyer in Boy Meets World? Not to knock actual small business owners, but I feel like Topanga's not living up to her potential. First she turns down an Ivy League to go to Podunk State U with Cory, and now this? There better…

BayPath College: the best way to get a head.

He's doing a great job on the show.

Well he is genuinely funny, and he brings amazing energy to the job, so that's certainly refreshing.

Thanks for letting me know! I appreciate it!