He should also sue some of the folks at Fox for defamation.

Hello retirement...

The attorney will kindly take $5,000,000.00 of that, if you please...

Hell, if Radio Shack was still I thing- I’d totally send him a gift card.

i think about this a lot because i’m weird but

Viking funeral. Send me off while playing a mix of my favorite songs, please no tears, but do raise a glass of whiskey as I float by and I’ll greet you with a bottle when you reach the other side.

and to think I felt bad for Phat Bui... whatever. vietnamese names are awesome and the 1st/2nd generation have an even more awesome sense of humor.

I want to fly to Australia and buy this dude multiple beers. Because of his name and his gracious response to going viral for the silliest of reasons.

The fact that the respondent’s name is Beth, the whitest name possible, is the real cherry on top of this other-people-are-embarrassing sundae.

I am glad and honoured to be able to make people happy by simply making them laugh at something that appears outrageous and ridiculous. Much tragic events have happened all over the world, out of it all only happiness can mend. As an individual I hope I have played a part in brightening your days!

They have to do so much in every episode and manage to nail every single scene, regardless of tone.

This has to be one of the most underrated comedies on television. It’s so good. I never realized how great an actress both Alex and Niecy were until I started watching.

I grew up occasionally having Ranch Style Beans.

I will swallow your soul in my mouth of gorging evil. Cthulu calls to you.

No, we do, but I think you have to show it’s a bona fide job requirement. So, you could pretty easily show that men working in a women’s refuge would be potentially traumatic to female survivors of abuse and domestic violence, and that’d be an easy sell for requiring female staff. I just don’t know if you can make the…

Literally did reply to me, use your own eyeballs. “It’s not her fault no one clicked the link. Jeebus people. Quit trying to justify making assumptions.”

Your kids are cute and watching everyone on Jezebel flip out is priceless. Totally worth the $10 I sent you.

This person is not asking for you to send funding for them to get a dog. Please learn to read before you go on an embarrasing, long, diatribe that is filled with personal attacks at someone that did not do a thing to you. I have never seen someone as patronizing and as condescending as you. Hang your head in shame.

The need is real. My lady pug, Violet.