In cargo. Or have flights designated as pet free, which at least helps somewhat.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

I had forgotten what her old nose looked like.

I left this in a new thread, but it really belongs here:

“I ruined you and you don’t smile anymore.”

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.

Wendy has always been a horrible person in my book. Please go somewhere and shut the fuck up forever.

My cousin loves it but she thinks Twilight is a great love story. My aunt was talking about great romances and how Twilight doesn’t compare. My cousin said Twilight was our generation great love story. My aunt gave her a look that could melt steel.

I did try to read the first book. It was so bad I gave up, and now I think everything associated with it is absurd. So many of my friends loved the series, and I think it's about as sexy as an ice cold shower in public.

It wasn’t even that good.
(Just clickbait catchy title/trendy.)

but does she like stand on the toilet seat and then squat like a cat would?

My mom and dad had a cat that did! Mine isn’t quite smart enough. I have to keep the lid down because she sees the toilet as a giant water bowl.

When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

The big question = litterbox:
Yay or Nay?

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

If she had Tweeted, “are you mad I’m not around to suck your dick anymore?” there’d be no shame for Kanye. If she had Tweeted, “are you made I’m not around for you to tittyfuck anymore?”— well, it’d be a really fucking weird Tweet, for one, but also it really wouldn’t be shameful for Kanye.

she got him:

For real. He’s like those guys who begs you to fuck them and then shames you after you do.

Her stripper past wasn’t a problem for him while he was sleeping with her for years. Ugh he’s the actual worst. He loves Kim because her personality is so damn pliable, he can mold her into whatever he wants.