I get it, life can be damn hard. My house is in foreclosure, power is off in the shop I run...I’ve been buying groceries to have delivered to my Mom who lives 120 miles away and is disabled (my sister stole her car and got it impounded and has been sponging off her for her bills, leaving my Mom broke, without a car,…

But the character is clearly a parody on how his looks have been labeled weird and alien like. All isn’t supposed to be transgender. He is supposed to be alien.

I got 1990’s Club Kid meets Die Antwoord.

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. This is a bad opinion. Please rethink it.

I'm torn. My first reaction was "awww . . . . that's so sweet and such a lovely gesture! What a wonderful country . . . " and then I remember it's Russia, where it's against the law to "promote homosexuality" and people like to kick the shit out of gays and lesbians. So, awwwww/blech.

gofundme.com/frhhqk 😍🍒😍

“Too much stoner humor?”

Buy if he’d taken them out of the cart (so customers don’t have to use carts with empty beer cans in them) and thrown them in the trash, that would be fine, right? Because it’s not like Wal-Mart wanted them. Wal-Mart just didn’t want him having them. Logically.

That is inhuman.

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

I wonder what it’s like for real money to be monopoly money to you. It just must be an entirely different sort of world and thinking.

That’s horrible, I’m so sorry.

Move far away from these horrible people! If not for your own sanity, do it for your kids!

You win for Best Comeback.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

My one aunt is a former nun, who left the convent and became a Jew.

My one aunt is a former nun, who left the convent and became a Jew. I have another aunt who is still a nun, and she absolutely hates it. She is a free spirit, and only joined to escape a bad, abusive home situation, just like her sister did. The other nuns are terrible to her- they force her to eat in silence, they…

Oh, oh, I have an asshole-nun story.

Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.